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Post by Don Swifty on Apr 7, 2016 11:33:43 GMT -7
I'd be training that monkey to sell all sorts of stuff on lot. Probably could outrun any UC or just bite them if caught. Monkeys also offer plausible deniability. "Yes officer. That's my monkey, but I didn't know he was slangin' sheets."
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Post by Lakai on Apr 7, 2016 11:41:13 GMT -7
lol
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Post by Lakai on Apr 7, 2016 11:42:10 GMT -7
I don't know, I always get a little sad when I see animals thrust into a totally human environment like that. I of course own a dog though so I'm aware of the contradiction there.
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Post by jambandfan on Apr 7, 2016 11:43:54 GMT -7
I don't know, I always get a little sad when I see animals thrust into a totally human environment like that. I of course own a dog though so I'm aware of the contradiction there. I always wonder what they are thinking when I see them in lots and at festivals and such. I can't imagine the sensory overload for an animal like a dog (or cat, or monkey). |
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Post by SolarGarlic 🧀 on Apr 7, 2016 11:45:59 GMT -7
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Post by Don Swifty on Apr 7, 2016 11:47:08 GMT -7
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Post by Amster on Apr 7, 2016 11:50:19 GMT -7
When my cat dies, I'm getting a kitten and I'm gonna make it wear a leash and take it to the park so it can kill birds.
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Post by lerner on Apr 7, 2016 11:52:57 GMT -7
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by jambandfan on Apr 7, 2016 11:56:39 GMT -7
When my cat dies, I'm getting a kitten and I'm gonna make it wear a leash and take it to the park so it can kill birds. the cat i'm referencing seemed to love being on its leash. it was a long ass leash too.... probably a good 20-30ft. anyways, the cat used to just chill on the leash. it was friendly as shit. I like cats, so i'd always go chill with it for a few minutes when I needed to take a breather. I wish my cat wasn't such a weirdo.... we take it on walks in a cat stroller, but no way that bitch would get on a leash and walk anywhere. no way. |
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Post by frododoknobo on Apr 7, 2016 11:56:49 GMT -7
When my cat dies, I'm getting a kitten and I'm gonna make it wear a leash and take it to the park so it can kill birds. You're doing everything you can to turn toys off. |
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Post by lovejahlive on Apr 7, 2016 11:59:25 GMT -7
wtf is a cat stroller? and why do you have one?
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Post by lerner on Apr 7, 2016 12:00:49 GMT -7
was on vacation once and dude had a squirrel on a leash... was nuts...
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Post by lerner on Apr 7, 2016 12:02:09 GMT -7
cats love leashes...
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Post by salmon401 on Apr 7, 2016 12:02:22 GMT -7
Dear chickadee,
Look, I'm sorry. But both of us knew this wasn't going to work out. I'll admit, it is a great place for a nest, but it's MY great place. I recognize that it is pretty chill there during the day, but the weather is nicer and I'll be spending more time out there, maybe you noticed the new grill? No, the one like 3 feet from your nest site. See, I'll be using the new grill and I can't have you freaking out because I'm there, on my deck, trying to make dinner. Also, the top of the speaker might not be that great when I'm playing tunes. Now I know that you know that I know how to play sweet tunes, but how will the baby birds feel? Have you considered their feelings? Have you?!? You barely got started on that last nest, I'm sure you'll find a better place that works for both of us, the whole back yard is fair game, just not the deck.
Love,
Salmon401
PS - tell your friends to shut the hell up, I can hear them bitching about this when I was out there.
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Post by ferd on Apr 7, 2016 12:04:12 GMT -7
This may have been a more effective letter on twitter.
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Post by dirtyrice on Apr 7, 2016 12:04:25 GMT -7
In November recreational use in AZ for 21 and over is on the ballot. If it can pass in this blushing Red State.. Obama can pardon a million non-violent stoners in his last few weeks in office. That will be a perfect segue for the new Hilary led gov. |
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Post by salmon401 on Apr 7, 2016 12:04:51 GMT -7
Haven't you issued that joke already once today?
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Post by ferd on Apr 7, 2016 12:05:33 GMT -7
Did I? I used it in my staff meeting this afternoon and got a couple groans...couldn't remember if I used it on here too...sorry.
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Post by Don Swifty on Apr 7, 2016 12:09:05 GMT -7
Is that an example of "dad humor?'
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Post by ferd on Apr 7, 2016 12:11:13 GMT -7
it's ferd humor.
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