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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 11:35:30 GMT -7
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Post by ferd on Nov 11, 2016 11:37:28 GMT -7
lol. I saw one this morning where he's holding a football...
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Post by ferd on Nov 11, 2016 11:38:32 GMT -7
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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 11:42:42 GMT -7
lmao
Onion Articles slay too
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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 11:45:33 GMT -7
www.theonion.com/article/secret-service-shuts-down-bidens-unofficial-white--54321 Encouraging the group of visitors that he was showing around the Roosevelt Room to “fucking hightail it,” vice president Joe Biden was reportedly stopped by “killjoy” Secret Service members Tuesday who moved quickly to shut down his unofficial White House tour. “I provide a legit service at a discount, unlike that rinky-dink official tour where you don’t get to peep half as much cool-ass shit, but those glorified security guards had to go and put the kibosh on it,” said Biden, who had reportedly been making some extra cash on the side by approaching groups of tourists waiting in line outside the White House and asking them if they wanted to see the “real deal,” before sneaking ahead into the West Wing to check if the coast was clear.
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Post by frododoknobo on Nov 11, 2016 11:47:28 GMT -7
He came our after this to "slam" the Onion. He said it was ridiculous because "everyone knows I drive a corvette." |
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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 11:48:20 GMT -7
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Post by ferd on Nov 11, 2016 11:48:57 GMT -7
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Post by ferd on Nov 11, 2016 11:49:57 GMT -7
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Post by higs on Nov 11, 2016 11:51:47 GMT -7
Full out lol. I needed that. Keep em coming.
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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 12:05:27 GMT -7
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Post by Zeewada on Nov 11, 2016 12:07:14 GMT -7
lol. this stuff here makes me miss Obama already.
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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 12:08:14 GMT -7
www.theonion.com/article/biden-tossed-out-of-car-passing-by-white-house-37494 At approximately 2 a.m. Thursday morning, White House sources confirmed that Vice President Joe Biden was forcibly pushed out the rear door of a moving 1980 Lincoln Town Car onto the curb outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. “Whoa, those hombres were not fucking around,” said Biden, assuring a small group of onlookers that he was fine as he climbed to his feet and dusted himself off.
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Post by ferd on Nov 11, 2016 12:08:50 GMT -7
I miss him already too. Funny, the other morning I was talking to my oldest son (who during the last election cycle was effectively brainwashed by my in-laws that Obama is evil because he kills babies (i.e. is Pro Choice)) and I said, "We're sure going to miss Obama," and he totally agreed with me.
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Post by SolarGarlic 🧀 on Nov 11, 2016 13:18:20 GMT -7
I refer to him as Joe I wish a motherfucker would Biden
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Post by SolarGarlic 🧀 on Nov 11, 2016 16:09:25 GMT -7
P.S. this is the best thread we've had in a long time
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Post by Don Swifty on Nov 11, 2016 16:33:09 GMT -7
I love letting threads like this sit unopened for awhile and then when I bust into it find some gold.
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Post by senatooorofspace on Nov 11, 2016 16:34:11 GMT -7
The times, they are a CHANGE'N 'Pence Relaxes Onstage By Imagining Entire Debate Audience Burning In Hell'  FARMVILLE, VA—Taking a deep breath and reminding himself to focus on his visualization exercises, Republican nominee Mike Pence reportedly calmed his nerves during Tuesday night’s vice presidential debate by imagining the entire audience burning in hell. “It’s okay, Mike; it doesn’t matter that tens of millions of people are watching—just collect your thoughts for a second, look out at everyone in the crowd, and picture each one of them being flayed alive as their skinless bodies boil in a lake of unquenchable fire,” the Indiana governor reportedly thought to himself, noting that, so long as he envisioned those in attendance being repeatedly impaled on pikes and disemboweled by hordes of demons, all his anxieties would melt away, and he could focus on delivering his responses with calmness and composure. “Just imagine the swarms of hungry maggots pouring from their orifices and the blackened flesh sloughing off their charred bodies. Good, good. Now, picture [moderator] Elaine [Quijano] being set upon by dozens of venomous asps as she screams in agony for all eternity. That’s it; perfect. You got this, Mike.” At press time, a visibly relaxed Pence was confidently explaining why women’s health services should be permanently defunded. |
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Post by thecosmicbandito on Nov 11, 2016 19:51:59 GMT -7
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Post by chronicircle on Nov 11, 2016 20:29:40 GMT -7
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