The internet is out of control. (NSFW)

I don't accept friend requests from dual Facebook pages if I don't even know the other party. Sorry new wife. And buddy, you should consider getting those reattached. Doctors can do wonders these days.

I currently don't do Facebook, but this has inspired me to borrow my neighbor's dog for a quick selfie with me and the Missus so we can use it as a profile pic for a new triple Facebook page. At least half the posts will be written from the dog's perspective, and all of the politically themed ones. Think the three of us may suddenly get into Trump and the Flat Earth.

My dog is better looking than your neighbor's dog but she doesn't have Facebook(she can't read).

My neighbor's got a couple of little ankle biters of an unknown (to me) breed. Less bark then most similarly sized dogs, but not that attractive either. Maybe I should just get the gnarliest looking street dog I can find for the profile pic, with the missus and me dressed in our Sunday best for contrast.

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