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Post by salmon401 on Mar 27, 2018 11:23:33 GMT -7
In addition to a seafood allergy, he is obviously allergic to common sense as well. |
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Post by Fake Prez on Mar 27, 2018 11:28:44 GMT -7
I slept in some sort of fucked up contortion. Tweaked that muscle underneath my left shoulder blade and now I can't do pushups for probably a week.
I am unhappy, more unhappy than I have ever been STILL!
In fact since I have nothing to live for; if anyone needs a hero I might could be enlisted since I have no value to myself at all.
If I see a dangerous situation with people in trouble or something similar I am gonna take action as I am fearless because I have nothing to lose.
Whats cooking today other than my daily nonsense hmmm
Oh, I HATE THE POST OFFICE, they have lost all my bills accept for ONE in the last month.
This started last year and has gotten worse. I have been there to complain and it does NOTHING.
I have put auto-pay on two bills, but I cannot afford to auto pay all of them; Sometimes cuz some shit happens I might have to wait to pay a bill or two.
So I have been using today and yesterday to call every bill provider I have and I am asking them to email me my bills from now on.
Of course TWO of them make you jump through a bunch of hoops; its not just phone call and email me my bills. NOOO. You must fill out the paperless billing form online include your account number please
WELL I DON'T HAVE MY ACCOUNT NUMBER BECAUSE MY GOD DAMN FUCKING BILLS ARE NOT SHOWING UP...
The good news>>>
Nightfall our local free concert series asked me for the first time ever this year to give them suggestions!!
WTF?? They never ever cared a thing about my work why now? Its weird.
Anyway, what do you know, she brought TWO I suggested. Blues man Albert Castiglia and funk master THE FRITZ. I will call this a win.
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Post by treetophigh on Mar 27, 2018 11:28:45 GMT -7
Raping a clam is not a smart move, surprised its not criminal bestiality or something
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Post by treetophigh on Mar 27, 2018 11:31:40 GMT -7
post office is the worst.
I really wish you were not so bummed. You deserve a better feeling. Take your dog downtown to hair of the dog and pick up chicks, they love a dude with a dog.
dudes and dogs love chicks, its the clear answer.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2018 11:34:27 GMT -7
Being single and walking around with a puppy is pretty much the best slam dunk wing man you can have..
It works liek Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works. Everytime
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Post by salmon401 on Mar 27, 2018 11:35:26 GMT -7
Works better than a clam.
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Post by salmon401 on Mar 27, 2018 11:36:55 GMT -7
...Because bivalves are notoriously slow walkers.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2018 11:37:32 GMT -7
i love this one. love it
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Post by EddieBlake on Mar 27, 2018 11:41:28 GMT -7
The post office fucked up on delivering me a book I bought on Ebay, my guess is that they put it in front of the wrong apartment.
Total fucking bums.
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Post by Fake Prez on Mar 27, 2018 11:43:47 GMT -7
post office is the worst. I really wish you were not so bummed. You deserve a better feeling. Take your dog downtown to hair of the dog and pick up chicks, they love a dude with a dog. dudes and dogs love chicks, its the clear answer. Thanks TT. I do have a cute little dog and he is a good magnet so now if the weekend weather would be nice again I will get out there. Too cold and rainy this past weekend. I hate it. Until my work shift changes to 10am-6pm it looks like I am trapped as the nighttime guy. The dude working 10-6 is gonna retire around 2020 so maybe then I will have my chance. I want to find other work but I cannot take a pay or benefits cut at all. I might could just move to another city but I don't know what kinda work I might do. I am LOST. very very lost.. aimless even. |
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Post by Fake Prez on Mar 27, 2018 11:49:21 GMT -7
The post office fucked up on delivering me a book I bought on Ebay, my guess is that they put it in front of the wrong apartment. Total fucking bums. Good luck complaining, your local office will probably just blow you off like mine did. Then if you try to find a way to send an email to complain they have it set up to where you have to go through a bunch of shit that has nothing to do with what you want to do. LOOK AT THEIR STUPID EMAIL BELOW Really??>>>>> USPS@ Customer Service >>>>>> is not a valid email address!! Customer Care Center Email: USPS® Customer Service Call: 1-800-ASK-USPS® (1-800-275-8777) TDD/TTY Relay: Call 1-800-877-8339. Ask for 1-800-275-8777 Hours of Operation Monday - Friday 8 AM - 8:30 PM ET Saturday 8 AM - 6 PM ET Email Your Question Check Our FAQs |
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Post by jordanwonder on Mar 27, 2018 11:56:17 GMT -7
Miles, that ‘email customer service’ is a link which you click on to send them an email.
Try to find a way to put some good energy out there. Focus on the things that a right in your life. Even if it’s just gratitude for the one piece of mail that got to you.
Law of Attraction is real, my friend.
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Post by EddieBlake on Mar 27, 2018 11:56:50 GMT -7
Oh I know, my local post office didn't deliver a bunch of mail to me because my father had moved out of my old house and us having the same name breaks their system apparently. It took going down there 3 times to finally get something sorted out.
Fucking insane.
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Post by higs on Mar 27, 2018 12:35:07 GMT -7
I just picked up Jerry from the vet. Everything went well. His sutures will come out in 10 days. No cat litter until then. Fuck, all the cats will be pissed. And he can't go outside, either. He's going to be such a dick by then.
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Post by waldowally on Mar 27, 2018 13:14:22 GMT -7
miles- sell the house, put enough in smart stable investments that will yield decent returns, quit the job, take a big trip out of the country, figure some shit out and come on back and get a cheap condo in a new area and start fresh.
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Post by EddieBlake on Mar 27, 2018 13:16:43 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2018 13:29:05 GMT -7
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Post by ancientchad on Mar 27, 2018 14:00:29 GMT -7
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Post by ancientchad on Mar 27, 2018 14:02:41 GMT -7
The post office fucked up on delivering me a book I bought on Ebay, my guess is that they put it in front of the wrong apartment. Total fucking bums. Good luck complaining, your local office will probably just blow you off like mine did. Then if you try to find a way to send an email to complain they have it set up to where you have to go through a bunch of shit that has nothing to do with what you want to do. LOOK AT THEIR STUPID EMAIL BELOW Really??>>>>> USPS@ Customer Service >>>>>> is not a valid email address!! Customer Care Center Email: USPS® Customer Service Call: 1-800-ASK-USPS® (1-800-275-8777) TDD/TTY Relay: Call 1-800-877-8339. Ask for 1-800-275-8777 Hours of Operation Monday - Friday 8 AM - 8:30 PM ET Saturday 8 AM - 6 PM ET Email Your Question Check Our FAQs Spring is coming Dude. About a week away. You'll be alright. I too am experiencing the "end of a long winter" doldrums. Almost over. |
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Post by salmon401 on Mar 27, 2018 15:10:53 GMT -7
A woman in the store today was talking to her daughter, Marion
This song jumped in my head.....
The only time, love is an easy game
Is when two, other people are playing
Note: This was not the Paul Simon melody stuck in my head the other day.
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