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Post by senatooorofspace on Aug 5, 2020 14:28:17 GMT -7
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Post by senatooorofspace on Aug 5, 2020 14:39:48 GMT -7
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Post by deadphishbiscuits on Aug 15, 2020 8:08:29 GMT -7
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Post by deadphishbiscuits on Sept 16, 2020 12:24:48 GMT -7
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Post by chronicircle on Sept 28, 2020 9:39:25 GMT -7
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Post by treetophigh on Sept 28, 2020 10:03:57 GMT -7
Wow "shes masterbating!"
"Shes pissing on the car!"
Glad someone else didnt swoop her up
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Post by Don Swifty on Sept 28, 2020 10:06:12 GMT -7
So many quotables, but my favorite is "I LOVE FLORIDA!"
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Post by Don Swifty on Sept 28, 2020 10:07:05 GMT -7
Also, if this chick was black the video would be much shorter since at a minimum the cops would've tased her.
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Post by ferd on Sept 28, 2020 10:08:09 GMT -7
I gotta watch that with audio...
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Post by Don Swifty on Sept 28, 2020 10:10:53 GMT -7
When Trump talks about Biden being on performance enhancing drugs I wonder if he's referring to same drugs this chick is on.
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Post by bear on Oct 1, 2020 7:21:36 GMT -7
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Post by Vibyl on Oct 27, 2020 15:14:22 GMT -7
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Post by Don Swifty on Dec 22, 2020 17:49:21 GMT -7
Kind of surprised to see there's a new (Oct. 2020) studio release from these guys. Always liked their lyrics.
Guess there's an old Seminole curse on the souls of the conquistadors and their sons and those who followed.
Down at the mall, where the boas crawl
Ted makes love to a concrete wall
His brother Red said his Uncle Ned
Found Elvis in a loaf of bread
(Florida man)
High on meth, there's little Beth
The neighbor's cat is on her breath (Florida man)
Dan dreams he's got red wings of fire
He's waking an' shaking on a power wire
Florida man (Florida man)
(He's cursed)
Florida man (Florida man)
Florida man (Florida man)
Florida man
Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave
He grabs a shovel and digs his own grave (Florida man)
Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it
Said Alice's caterpillar made him do it (Florida man)
A Miami nurse snatches a purse
And drives down the freeway in reverse (Florida man)
Phil asks the cops to test his drugs
After they find him hiding under a rug
Florida man (Florida man)
Florida man (Florida man)
(He's cursed)
Florida man (Florida man)
Florida man
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Post by DisinformationGovernanceBoard on Dec 22, 2020 19:28:36 GMT -7
Weird Al should do a parody of Southern Man / Florida Man
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Post by flyinghellphish on Dec 24, 2020 7:27:54 GMT -7
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Post by Vibyl on Jan 10, 2021 11:47:03 GMT -7
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Post by higs on Jan 10, 2021 13:08:15 GMT -7
Did he think that shaving was going to throw them off his trail? He's not smiling in that mug shot! |
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Post by Vibyl on Jan 10, 2021 14:13:22 GMT -7
Yeah all of them have just looked THRILLLED in their mugs shots..haha...
Good luck with all that and ALLLL those court costs bitches!
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Post by Vibyl on Jan 23, 2021 13:11:43 GMT -7
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Post by Vibyl on Feb 11, 2021 16:45:24 GMT -7
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