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Post by PooDolla on Sept 21, 2015 10:49:31 GMT -7
you have bow hunting skills?
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 10:50:11 GMT -7
Among other skills.
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 10:51:04 GMT -7
Actually it would appear that I don't have skills because this will be my 5th year bowhunting and I've yet to shoot a deer.
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 10:53:55 GMT -7
Is Carly Rae Jepson hot?
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Post by PooDolla on Sept 21, 2015 10:54:26 GMT -7
maybe you should just try shooting a cow or something.
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 10:54:51 GMT -7
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Post by Zeewada on Sept 21, 2015 10:54:53 GMT -7
Maybe you have skills with the bow just not the hunting part.
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 10:55:02 GMT -7
MAYBE I WILL SHOOT A COW!
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 10:56:18 GMT -7
I think you're onto something Zee...I am a good shot, but I've only managed to take one shot at a deer in the woods when bowhunting. It's really hard to get them in close enough to you to be in range, and still not let them figure out that you're there...especially when you have to draw the bowstring back and aim and shit.
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Post by Zeewada on Sept 21, 2015 10:58:07 GMT -7
At least you have hopes of becoming a bow master.
Throw some sugar beets out there.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 11:05:03 GMT -7
Ferd it's that fancy cologne you wear the deer can smell it from miles away
Go roll in some piss
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Post by frododoknobo on Sept 21, 2015 11:05:20 GMT -7
Just don't shoot any albino deer, asshole.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 11:05:27 GMT -7
Does Ferd wear brut?
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Post by Zeewada on Sept 21, 2015 11:12:33 GMT -7
Ted Nugent cologne ~ the ass end of an elk
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Post by ferd on Sept 21, 2015 11:22:54 GMT -7
Haha. I don't wear cologne. And I'm careful about scent control. I was all my clothes in special scent killing detergent designed for hunting and use special shampoo and body wash designed for scent control while hunting.
Also, I use apple scented shampoo at other times...deer love apples.
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Post by deadphishbiscuits on Sept 21, 2015 11:24:39 GMT -7
and we still play the waitng game, Landlady come and gone now its satelite guy....we should make that a movie
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Post by deadphishbiscuits on Sept 21, 2015 11:25:46 GMT -7
more jerky less talky
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Post by lordkundalini on Sept 21, 2015 11:34:29 GMT -7
Johnny: Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother.
Mr. Hector: But...I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
[Cliff gasps with a shocked look on his face and the rest of the staff stares shockingly at him]
Cliff: No. It's a lie!
Johnny: I could go on forever, baby!
Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny: All right. I believe you. [extracts his gun] But my Tommy gun don't!
[Mr. Hector gives a confused look]
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Mr. Hector: On your knees.
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Post by lordkundalini on Sept 21, 2015 11:43:31 GMT -7
i currently am .0661107% of the posts.. i think this will bring me to .0666 and open the door to the key to....................
93's
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Post by lordkundalini on Sept 21, 2015 11:44:21 GMT -7
noooooooooooo... too quick.. it did not register
i may have created a temporal rift
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