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Post by salmon401 on Sept 21, 2015 14:04:19 GMT -7
Is it nutbag?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 14:04:45 GMT -7
YAy Kitty!!!!
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Post by treetophigh on Sept 21, 2015 14:06:37 GMT -7
yay pussy
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Post by treetophigh on Sept 21, 2015 14:07:32 GMT -7
eh, thought that might be a mystery word
i cant think of what they would be aside from CnNT or maybe racist things
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Post by lovejahlive on Sept 21, 2015 14:10:06 GMT -7
I'll tell a crazy cute animal story. So my grandparents had this house with dogs that had litters that started from this awesome grild named Puffy, a pure bred Chow. Well we picked this cute lovely chow lab mix named Lola which had a mother (Lucky) that was a daughter of Puffy. Lola's mother Lucky, was an evil fucking bitch who eventually was taken for a ride. Well anyway... For days the puppy is lost, nowhere ot be found. On a nice summer day, almost as we lost hope we hear this faint cry in the distance. House is in the country, it sounded like it was not in the cornfield next to us, but 2 cornfields over on a hill past a patch of woods. So we take the pure bred sweethear Puffy on a leash, and head toword the sound. Puffy pulled me and my mom through the field straight towords the sound. We find poor defenseless lola in the middle of the cornfield. Lola was kinda the runt, her evil bitch mom Lucky who did not ever really like her took her to that cornfield to die. So, I have hopes for kitty. Has it occurred to you that maybe YOUR Mom was trying to leave YOU in the cornfield that day? You're welcome. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 14:12:05 GMT -7
Jah your a cruel Southern Bell.
Thats a great story.... man.
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Post by treetophigh on Sept 21, 2015 14:25:20 GMT -7
So its cool for a woman to claim she has raging baby fever on a facebook status but I am scoffed at when I proclaim how incredibly horny I am on my status.
Fucking double standards...
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Post by lovejahlive on Sept 21, 2015 14:26:07 GMT -7
Here's what I think really happened- Your mom took the puppy to the field. It was a test. If you were dumb enough to go wander and try to find it, well, you die. But you were just smart enough that she waited until the next time. Your mom has probably been trying to kill you all along. She simply lacks follow through.
Each time destiny decided that she wasn't a good killer and you were just smart enough to live.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 14:27:56 GMT -7
Well if your a dude your status is always horny, sarcasm would ensue by posting that status lol.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 14:28:31 GMT -7
Jah your hurting my feelings, but it's also turnign me on.
Status : Horny
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Post by ragedoses on Sept 21, 2015 14:31:39 GMT -7
someone on JB always tells that story on lot how some spun dude saw all these dogs outside like when everyone was in the show so he put all the dogs in random peoples cars lol
all the dog talk reminds me of that
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Post by PooDolla on Sept 21, 2015 14:55:39 GMT -7
work>gym>laundry
going to knock out some pages in this book I'm reading. A Confederacy Of Dunces. It's pretty damn funny so far.
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Post by lerner on Sept 21, 2015 15:01:42 GMT -7
beers..?
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Post by PooDolla on Sept 21, 2015 15:04:18 GMT -7
meh. probably not tonight. I had enough over the weekend. i'll be doing weed though.
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Post by lovejahlive on Sept 21, 2015 15:06:42 GMT -7
Went over to the other place and looked around... Meh.
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Post by waldowally on Sept 21, 2015 15:23:03 GMT -7
Check pm's jah
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Post by treetophigh on Sept 21, 2015 15:23:48 GMT -7
the conwebs collect quickly
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Post by frododoknobo on Sept 21, 2015 15:39:08 GMT -7
Glad kidden critter is ok, DPB. You don't want a goldfish.
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Post by deadphishbiscuits on Sept 21, 2015 17:05:46 GMT -7
Haha bro i had the ultimate gold fish, carny fish my friends cousin won forbus we each had one(3of us). Were 5 maybe 6 theirs die in a.couple weeks. Mine lived for 11 years...I lostbitbwhen he went, there was some sort of water issue in toen and after we changed hiswater he thrashed like crazy swam around then just stopped and up to big bowl in the sky he went. Haha oh man i was ballin my ma gets home ask whats wrong tell her, and she goes dpb its just a fish, think i screamed shes a fish or somethin (like the your a hooker line in grammas boy) oh man so sad andvmessed up...ah well me and old man buried him and no more fish..goldie was the man, fish
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Post by treetophigh on Sept 21, 2015 17:11:16 GMT -7
HAHA!
I love the news feed on this forum. "Butt Stuff"
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