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Post by Don Swifty on Sept 24, 2015 11:42:49 GMT -7
...took my spot on the rail at a Phish show.
I left lot early, went in and scoped out my spot, Page side. Left a few songs into the first set to use the head and get one of those jumbo-pretzels. Ran into a friend, burned a bowl, and shot the shit for a couple of songs. Figured I should use the head again before heading back to the rail since I was already out and about. Half hour later I make my way back close to the rail and someone's in my spot! Guess who? That's right. Fuckin' Wally! I thought once he saw I was back he'd give me my spot back, like he was guarding it for me while I was gone. Nope.
I went off and found a quiet spot and moped all set break. Came back for the second set and the bastard was still there. In my rail spot! I spent the rest of the show walking around the mezzanine cursing him under my breath. I'm told it was a killer show but I don't remember. My mind was on other things.
That guitar pick you caught that Trey threw into the crowd. That should've been mine! Mine I tell you!
That was you, Wally, wasn't it? Maybe I got you confused with somebody else.
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Post by waldowally on Sept 24, 2015 11:47:28 GMT -7
Hmmmm. No.
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Post by Don Swifty on Sept 24, 2015 12:40:31 GMT -7
Yeah, I thought I might have you confused with someone else since we've never met and I have no idea what you look like. My bad.
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Post by lordkundalini on Sept 24, 2015 12:43:17 GMT -7
i agree.
you are confused
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Post by Don Swifty on Sept 24, 2015 19:10:06 GMT -7
..... and I were at the same show. It was a quadruple headliner with Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus. A partial Jonas Bros. reunion opened the show. Anyway, I'm running late when I finally get to the venue and pull into the first spot I can find, which lucky for me is super wide so I can fit my Hummer (the real one, not the H2 or H3) and real close to Shakedown. I take off for shakedown, catch up with some ter friends, do a few lines with them, get my party supplies, and head back to the Hummer to get my pre-game on. When I get there fucking Wally is single handedly picking up my Hummer and moving it to another spot. He says it doesn't belong where I parked, points out the 'capper sign and guy in a wheelchair, and for the good of the handicapped BelieberPerrySwiftCyrus'heads he moved it. Can you believe that? Movin' my ride like it doesn't belong there.
Then again, just before I got back to my ride, I boofed 50 of those giant punching bag size balloons all at once filled with the mixture of NO2 and helium these ter kids love, so yeah, I was kind of fucked up. Maybe it wasn't Wally after all, cause this guy was a big black guy with a lineman's build and his friends kept calling him Tiny. I just figured since Wally's getting shit for moving things it was probably him. My bad, dude. Apologies.
It was a great show by the way. For future reference, 50 balloons is the point where you get the big discount on Bieber lot. Those kids rage.
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Post by washuffizi on Sept 24, 2015 19:11:20 GMT -7
who the fuck are you btw?
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