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Post by stinkaroo on Oct 1, 2015 10:48:16 GMT -7
Magic Men! My wife's birthday is tomorrow and I could not think of what to get her. I was looking at shows coming to Richmond and saw Magic Men and I contacted her sister and I'm bringing her into town and treating them to the show and dinner. I'm obviously not going. I think they will have a hoot and hopefully it will be a bonding experience as I have never known them to hang out in the 7 years that I have known them... although they get along nicely. It just never happens with them living in different towns and Kathy (my wife) having kids.
My initial thought was that this will be good for me, not only for arranging an evening with her sister, but also because she'll come home sauced up and hopefully horny after seeing these chiseled meatheads shaking their money makers all evening... but now panic is settling in realizing the contrast she will experience seeing me (beer belly all oiled up and shit).. waiting to pounce. It'll be like showing a starving person a filet mignon for 2 hours and then feeding them potted meat. |
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Post by ferd on Oct 1, 2015 10:49:13 GMT -7
You'll be ok, but solid post.
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Post by SolarGarlic 🧀 on Oct 1, 2015 10:49:51 GMT -7
I was hoping you'd say paradise
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Post by stinkaroo on Oct 1, 2015 10:50:01 GMT -7
what part of 'beer belly all oiled up and shit' doesn't say paradise?
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Post by SolarGarlic 🧀 on Oct 1, 2015 10:52:51 GMT -7
Touche.
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Post by senatooorofspace on Oct 1, 2015 11:10:21 GMT -7
The ole' birthday prime n' switch.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 11:33:51 GMT -7
I dunno man aren't those shows just a front for male prostitution? Ya know after the show the ladies with the right amount of cash can get a "private show" in the back. Pretty sure thats whats up at these things...
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Post by travelinlight879 on Oct 1, 2015 12:41:25 GMT -7
Hope you have a prenup
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 20:18:34 GMT -7
Bang! Bang! Damn Baby Girl wats your name, I Forgot... wad' u say it waaaaaaaassssss... Damn a n(**& buzzzzzzzed.
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Post by lovejahlive on Oct 1, 2015 20:29:21 GMT -7
Women pay cash to have sex with gay guys? Weird.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 20:43:52 GMT -7
Women pay cash to have sex with gay guys? Weird. Oh yeah and the gay guys don't care as long as they're getting paid... |
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Post by dirtyrice on Oct 1, 2015 22:44:04 GMT -7
Women pay cash to have sex with gay guys? Weird. Oh yeah and the gay guys don't care as long as they're getting paid... "It's not gay if a girl is there" |
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