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Post by Don Swifty on Jan 31, 2024 12:13:03 GMT -7
Something enlightening/educational for when you're looking to add a little flavor to what you're saying.
I've got three off the top of my head.
- Busier than a whore on dollar day.
- Happy as a seagull with a French fry.
- Happy as a retard at a chicken wing eating contest.
::i'm sure that last one is probably highly offensive to many in 2024, but whadaya gonna do?""
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Post by EddieBlake on Jan 31, 2024 12:14:26 GMT -7
Well, she got that magna cum laude pussy on her that done fried up your brain!
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Post by ferd on Jan 31, 2024 12:24:34 GMT -7
Sweating like a whore in church
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Post by floyd on Jan 31, 2024 14:10:26 GMT -7
Jeezis - it's rainin' like a bull pissin' on a flat rock out there!
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Post by flyinghellphish on Jan 31, 2024 15:21:57 GMT -7
"he's happier than a midget at a miniskirt convention"
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Post by flyinghellphish on Jan 31, 2024 15:24:16 GMT -7
" she's rolling in clover" is one ive always loved
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Post by flyinghellphish on Jan 31, 2024 16:00:52 GMT -7
" she's rolling in clover" is one ive always loved "next thing you know everyones wettin' their beaks" |
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Post by salmon401 on Jan 31, 2024 16:45:42 GMT -7
I’m busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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Post by flyinghellphish on Jan 31, 2024 19:32:22 GMT -7
my ma would always say, "he's older than dirt"
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Post by Don Swifty on Jan 31, 2024 19:56:52 GMT -7
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Post by Don Swifty on Jan 31, 2024 20:13:57 GMT -7
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Post by flyinghellphish on Jan 31, 2024 20:19:46 GMT -7
ones like "naked as a jaybird" i often wonder why a jaybird? must be a reason.
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Post by flyinghellphish on Jan 31, 2024 20:37:19 GMT -7
my ma also would say "eat your darts" which i thought was my mashed potatoes.
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Post by salmon401 on Jan 31, 2024 21:25:01 GMT -7
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
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Post by salmon401 on Jan 31, 2024 21:25:33 GMT -7
——— is like being the tallest midget.
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Post by bear on Feb 1, 2024 2:55:55 GMT -7
The devil is beating his wife - rain when the sun's out
Rocky mountain oysters
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Post by ancientchad on Feb 1, 2024 3:08:38 GMT -7
Colder than a witch's tit
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Post by flyinghellphish on Feb 1, 2024 8:42:14 GMT -7
There’s a snowballs chance in hell of that happening!
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Post by bear on Feb 1, 2024 11:21:31 GMT -7
Sugar daddy
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Post by GBK2point0 on Feb 1, 2024 12:43:06 GMT -7
Bloody Hell
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