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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 15:10:58 GMT -7
got away with what would have been my 2nd DUI. I blew a .09 which is already over the limit but I was still on probation so anything over blowing zeros would have been a full blown DUI. Cop told me he was going to give me an early Christmas present. He said my car had to stay put but I could go on my way. it was an expensive cab ride home but still the best Christmas present I've ever gotten. Well you should stop doing that before something really bad happens. |
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Post by waldowally on Dec 24, 2015 15:11:49 GMT -7
One time I parked in 2 hour parking for 2.5 hours.
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Post by adub on Dec 24, 2015 15:13:10 GMT -7
After a lotus show in Baltimore I'm dosed and drunk and try to drive home like an idiot. I take a turn down the wrong way of a one way street. Of course there's a cop car parked and two deputys chillin. They immediately flash their lights when they see me coming down the road, the wrong way. Cops get out and ask me if I realize I'm going the wrong way down a one way street. I say oops or something retarded. Guy immediately says I see you've been drinking. He follows that up with "park your car here and get picked up and go home your drunk."
Being white to the rescue.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 15:13:21 GMT -7
One time I parked in 2 hour parking for 2.5 hours. Good way to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... |
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Post by waldowally on Dec 24, 2015 15:15:26 GMT -7
One time I parked in 2 hour parking for 2.5 hours. Good way to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... Wasn't riding dirty, but agreed. |
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Post by dirtyrice on Dec 24, 2015 15:16:38 GMT -7
I got a DUI back in the pre-digital records days when they still rolled ink on your fingers to get your prints and I went under a fake name and did not have ID on me because I stashed my wallet in my car. They released me on my own recognizance the next day and I never looked back.
A few years later I was in the same jailhouse but they had new electronic finger printers and I was scared they would link the real me to the fake me years earlier but alas I never got that infamous Page 2.
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Post by dirtyrice on Dec 24, 2015 15:40:45 GMT -7
A week before I turned 21 I got popped for underage drinking. A drive thru liquor store sold to me, and only me, so I was often the purchaser for all my friends. Me and my two punk rock friends picked up two 18 packs of Red Dog cans (I haven't thought of that beer since the 90s) and rather than go to a park we decided to go to some weird industrial factory in the hood by the side of this canal. There was nice wide convenient hole in the fence so we entered and climbed up this big conveyer belt bridge thing up to the top to this little container basket thing with gravel in it or something, it was like pitch black and about 50 or 60 feet tall. So we chilled and swilled every can and we were kind of loud drunks, and then outta nowhere a ghetto bird swooped over yonder and shined the spotlight on us. We climbed down illuminated by the hovering copter and exited that hole in the fence when we were surrounded by a whole shit load of pissed of cops. We were all handcuffed and placed in separate cruisers. My head hurt from the knee that held my face to the ground during the cuffing. About a half hour later a supervisor cop comes to my window and asks me if we cut the hole in the fence, I said no it was already there.
He then took me out of the car and uncuffed me. I was confused. He tells me we're free to go. I am more perplexed now. He proceeds to tell me "look, there are no No Trespassing signs around this property and we cannot get a hold of the company to press charges against you, so you and your friends are free to go". I said thank you and me and my friends stumbled away.. One of the weirdest run ins ever.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 16:12:52 GMT -7
Had a favorite swimming hole in WV that I found out was going to disappear, land was being purchased by a logging company and would become private property no trespassing, plus they would cut down all the trees and it would soon become an ugly place. So I took a day off work and went to drive out there before it happened to enjoy the place one more time. Got pulled over for speeding in west bumfuck MD. Then the MD State Trooper surprised me by telling me that my license was suspended, for an unpaid ticket, and he was going to have to arrest me and take me to jail for driving without a license. What?? Officer, I paid that ticket! I paid it weeks ago! I swear! (seriously I had, I'd sent in a check like two weeks earlier, and had no notice of any license suspension) MD State Trooper decided not to take me in, told me to turn around and go straight home and not drive again until I straightened things out, wrote me tickets and said I'd have a court date, etc etc etc. So much later that day, after a wonderful day at the ol swimming hole, I return home to discover a few things. One, a letter in that days mail telling me my license was suspended for not paying the old ticket. Two, my bank record showing that the check I wrote to pay that old ticket two weeks ago had just been processed that day. Three, that the penalty for driving without a license, which I would be going to court for, was punishable by up to a $1000 fine and a month in jail. So I had mailed in my payment, they sat on my payment for two weeks without processing it, suspended my license, I got pulled over and busted for driving on a suspended, then later that day my payment was processed and my suspension was lifted. Fuck me, right? The day of my court date rolls around, I take another day off work to drive to the bumfuck MD courthouse. Never been to court before, am scared. Wore my best suit, read all the guidelines about how I should be quiet and respectful in the courtroom. No reading the newspaper, no eating or drinking, no listening to music on headphones, etc etc. I'm stressed out that I am going to get heavy fines or jail time, that I'm going to lose my job over this. Those of you who have faced serious charges in court must be laughing at me, but I'd never been through anything like this before and I was scared! Judge was serious, reprimanded a guy for reading the paper, scolded another for showing up in dirty jeans and tshirt. I'm sitting there through all the cases being heard before mine with the judge handing out fines and jail time to everyone convinced I am in deep shit. This one drunk driving case, the guys lawyer for his defense says how his client works at a bar, and how having a couple drinks at the end of the night then driving home is just part of the job, so that is why his client should be found not guilty. When the lawyer says this I jerk my head to look at the lawyer with a WTF look, can't believe he thought that was a valid defense. The judge sees me do this. My case comes up, I am brought up to stand before the judge. Judge calls the MD state trooper to the bench. I hear him ask the trooper the dealio, trooper says speeding and driving on suspended, that I claimed to not know it was suspended. Judge asks the trooper if I had paid the speeding ticket, the old ticket, if license was now valid. Trooper says yes, yes, yes. Judge bangs his gavel and declares "case dismissed". I hadn't even been asked a question, hadn't spoken a word, I'm standing there like what? what happened? no fine no jail I'm okay what? Judge looks at me and says "you are free to go" and gives me the shoo shoo motion with his hand. All the bumfuck MD dudes in the courtroom were all like "whoa"! On my way out one of them asked me if I would be his lawyer. I've always thought that the judge seeing me give that lawyer a WTF? look when he tried to defend his client by saying he should be let off because drunk driving was just part of the job for bartenders is what got my case dismissed. where in west bumfuck MD..? Oakland |
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Post by Amster on Dec 27, 2015 16:23:22 GMT -7
Can't get any further west than that. People always complain about the cops in MD but I've never had any issues. Most problems I hear about are way out that way.
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Post by lerner on Dec 27, 2015 17:59:16 GMT -7
where in west bumfuck MD..? Oakland aww yeah... |
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Post by goodtimes on Dec 27, 2015 18:12:37 GMT -7
I was 20 in South Carolina on 4th of july before the fireworks started some cops walking around a park busted me with beer and 2 joints. We were just setting up. But I had to go to jail overnight like 24 hours booked and the whole deal and released with court and 1K in fines.
The 2 cops were assholes and talking shit while they arrested more people before getting 3 people and going in. So fucking lame and I was the first of their collection. I stayed in the car while the drove around busting people for booze and shit.
Well in court I told the judge I was in college and there with a internship for summer which was true. So he said if he never saw me again for the summer I was free to go. The 2 cops were up front with me and they both like sighed in disappointment and shock while I smiled and looked at them as I walked out.
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Post by goodtimes on Dec 27, 2015 18:19:07 GMT -7
My roommate got a drinking fine and released while I was booked for herb. All my fines and charges were dropped, while he was guilty and had to pay fine and drinking classes.
But like 2 years later I was being searched at a border patrol checkpoint and they were asking if I had been arrested. I said no then they ran me in some federal database and found out about South Carolina.
So idk what's really on my record.
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Post by dirtyrice on Dec 27, 2015 19:08:08 GMT -7
Back in the day Fred Meyer came to AZ to try and conquer the grocery markets and failed and left town. While they were here I beat their shoplifting charge.
Drunk as fuck I drove my roommates car to Fred Meyer for more beer. I recall grabbing a sixer of Molson Golden and a sixer of Fat Tire and went to the front of the store to check out and no one was there. I shouted "Hello?!" No answer, no one. I took out my wallet and left $15 on the register and strolled out the door where I was conveniently parked in the red no parking zone. I get to the car and immediately get attacked by two bag boys and one of them pokes me in the eye while the other is trying to chokehold me. I fight them off when someone shouts "freeze, you're under arrest!". I get cuffed and taken back into the store and photographed with a Polaroid. Then a female officer arrives and I get placed in the back seat of her cruiser and sit for awhile then instead of jail she drives me home where my roommate is standing outside with his arms crossed like he is my dad. She gets me out and uncuffs me and I say thanks and goodnite and she drives off. Before my roommate gets a chance to say "what in the fucking fuck!" I say "I'll explain but first we gotta get your car outta the fire zone at the Fred fucking Meyer!". We sprinted up to the store and got the car and got outta there obviously beerless and my roommate "never again muthafucka, never driving my car ever again!"
I missed the court date...
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Post by lovejahlive on Dec 27, 2015 19:15:13 GMT -7
Did $15 not cover it, or did the bag boys steal it?
I was in a similar situation once. No one at register (3am), guy is buffing the floor right there... He looks at me, I look at him, I push cart out to parking lot and dump it in trunk. Tires squeal. Crickets.
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Post by dirtyrice on Dec 27, 2015 19:45:33 GMT -7
$15 would have covered the beer when this incident occurred but they said there was no money left. Regardless, over three years later I'm serving a month in county on probation violation and facing 5-7 years hard time when I get the Page 2, missed court date for a shoplifting charge. Son of a bitch this ain't gonna help! So I go to the courthouse for that one and the public defender is telling me $750 fine, up to 6 months and shoplifting felony on my record. I ask to read the case file and he reluctantly let my cuffed hands take hold of the documents and read it. Holy shit the prosecution case had holes all over it, so I plead Not Guilty. 31 days later I'm out of the hoosegow and because of my plea I was assigned a Court Appointed Attorney which is not the same as a public defender that is in cahoots with prosecutors, the attorney I got appointed was a bow tie wearing baller in the courtroom. He asks for video tape proving I didn't pay for the beer that was stolen from me by the assailant store clerks, he asks for a new statement from the arresting officer, he asks the store clerks be summoned as witnesses. As I said Fred Meyer hustled in the AZ grocery game and left town so they didn't wish to spend money prosecuting me and couldn't produce the security footage or the witnesses. So when the judge said "Not Guilty, Charges Dismissed" I high fived the bow tie lawyer and thought to myself "Justice served, and fuck Fred Meyer!"
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Post by goodtimes on Dec 27, 2015 19:56:26 GMT -7
Punk ass bag boys
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Post by salmon401 on Dec 27, 2015 20:44:55 GMT -7
High school, hanging out at this girls house with a few friends, drinking a little but nothing out of hand, cops come to the door. Apparently her older brother had gotten in trouble for having a party the previous night. We turn the music off, don't answer the door, we were in the basement. Wait like an hour then go out the back door and walk down to my car parked about a block away. Start the car, drive about 100 feet and two cop cars pull in front of me. I don't remember what I blew, I was underage so it didn't matter. Get taken to the police station, parents called to take me home etc. Dad calls big lawyer in town and next day I get to go talk to the chief of police with my dad. Chief give me a big talking to, telling me we all know what was going but they didn't have probable cause to pull me over so "make sure I never see you again".
The friend in the car with me ended up marrying the girl having the party.
I had dated the lawyers daughter and used to hang out at their house, things were awkward between me and her dad after that. She is a lawyer now.
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Post by goodtimes on Dec 27, 2015 21:25:24 GMT -7
Ha I just remembered one time cops got a warrant for my place and tore up the house but didn't find what they were looking for which was there the whole time.
I'm not that bad of a person I just have good stories and good luck
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Post by dirtyrice on Dec 27, 2015 22:19:52 GMT -7
I think l mentioned about the time the cops raided a neighboring apartment that smelled like a meth lab only to find a bowl of rotting oranges left on his countertop. They actually had the robot drill the door handle off. Those cops were fucking pissed they came up empty. The tenant was a cross country truck driver that forgot about his citrus and neighboring tweakers were 300% positive that the smell was meth in the making. That apartment complex was funny shit!
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Post by hokiejoe on Dec 28, 2015 6:17:22 GMT -7
I got pulled over in college on the way home from the bars. It was a pretty short drive and extremely well lit. I got pulled over because I forgot to turn on my lights. I rolled down the window and asked the cop what the problem was before he was even to my car(he was walking towards me, not from behind). He asked if everything was ok because my lights weren't on. I assured him they were. Told him I was the DD'ing that night and turned off the lights in the parking lot while waiting to pick up my buddy who was in the car with me. As we were talking. I flipped my lights on. The cop, thanked me for being the DD and told me to have a good night.
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