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Post by dirtyrice on Jan 25, 2016 20:37:10 GMT -7
It's 2016 the Year of the Rip0ff! I hope Jordy Water can drop a dope post in this thread after the lawyer gets her off the DUI. Maybe Silent Verdict can be silent and respectable to a judge and get some good news to share. Anyone else have any legal precedings coming up?
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Post by lovejahlive on Jan 25, 2016 21:04:10 GMT -7
She's a winner. It will work out fine.
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Post by dirtyrice on Jan 25, 2016 21:18:52 GMT -7
She's a winner. It will work out fine. Soy Un Perdedor, you're a Loser baby, so why don't you kill me. Drive by body piercing. |
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Post by lovejahlive on Jan 25, 2016 21:20:46 GMT -7
I can't believe it
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Post by chickenpoop on Jan 26, 2016 6:39:38 GMT -7
Many years ago on my 26th birthday I got into a fight. (Self defense, I swear). Anyway, my old friend from grade school (whom I never speak to anymore) pulled me into the back seat of my jeep while my bf at the time was driving us home from a Rancid concert. We were tipsy & shrooming and she just freaked out on me while we were going down the highway. So, she pulls me into the back seat and starts screaming at me, saying all sorts of crazy shit and trying to choke me. She was about 150 lbs and I was about 100 lbs, so, no lie, I was scared as shit. So I punched her in the face. I was wearing a cocktail ring at the time, which did a lot of damage. 11 stitches if I remember correctly. When we got off the highway, we let her out of the car... it was too scary not to. She called the cops and filed assault charges. The charges against me were F1 felonious assault. That's a serious fucking charge!
Anyway, I went to court with my lawyer and the judge wouldn't speak directly to me, which really peeved me given the serious nature of the charges. They were talking jail time, etc. They offered me two different deals, both resulting in jail time. This was my first time in trouble with the law, so I didn't really know how these things work. So, in my inexperience, I told my lawyer to tell the judge that I wouldn't take either deal since it was self defense. Luckily, this old friend of mine had a huge ass rap sheet that they looked over in between court dates. She dropped charges and so did the cops. I got out of it with 2 years of inactive probation. Thank goodness I didn't get pressured into taking one of the deals or I would have done time in county jail.
I think my old friend sufferers from schizophrenia. She is in and out of jail and mental institutions now. I had to cut off ties with her, she's dangerous.
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Post by dirtyrice on Apr 28, 2018 23:54:59 GMT -7
Good thread I dug up. Drinking beer in the hot sun
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Post by DisinformationGovernanceBoard on Apr 29, 2018 0:11:05 GMT -7
I was once charged with assault and battery, resisting arrest, and possession of marijuana. All three charges were dropped and I plead guilty to disorderly conduct. Great lawyer'd!
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Post by dirtyrice on Apr 29, 2018 0:33:00 GMT -7
Back when I didn’t have a car or a pot to piss in my friend picked me up from work and we were driving back to the west side when he pulled over near Uncle Bobs Storage. Uncle Bobs had a row of various country flags along the front side walk on plastic pvc flagpoles and my friend had been eyeballing the German flag. He said if I got him the German flag I wouldn’t owe him gas money. Deal Holmes! I find the German one and pluck the entire flagpole out of the ground and run along the sidewalk with the pole facing horizontal and the flag waving in the front, sorta like a jouster pole I guess. I get around the corner where my friend is parked and laughing packing a bowl. I rip the German flag off the plastic pole and toss the pole on the side of the road and hop in the shotgun seat. Just then a cop car pops on their lights and siren directly in front of us and races right across the street and spins behind us. Within sr onda this cop comes up to the passenger window and I shit you not his words were “it smells good in there boys, what you smoking on?” That was a terrifying comment to hear from a cop at my car window after I just stole a German flag from Uncle Bobs Storage. It was dark but yeah the cops were already parked across the street and watched this bumbling crime if the century from the get go and they were also very amused. They cuffed us and sat us on the curb while they searched the car without permission but whatever. They found a bowl and a little road weed that did smell very good but I never got to try it. I was already smelling the jailhouse in my mind when the cops said if I could put the German flag back on the flagpole and put it back they’ll let us go. Deal Holmes! Rigged it up and stabbed that pole back in the ground and the cops drove off without saying bye. Of course they did keep the bowl n weeed and also my drivers license which was very weird. But I consider it a victory for sure. Except I still owed gas money.
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Post by EddieBlake on Apr 29, 2018 6:42:56 GMT -7
I also got off on a shoplifting charge....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2018 13:47:03 GMT -7
Only 2 run-ins with the law...One getting busted at VA tollbooth on the way to see Jerry Band...think I posted about it somewhere on here before, but it sucked.
We had saved up our weed...a whole qtr..lol..to take and they were pulling people over that had the look.....I was in severe wook mode...fucking scarves tied up around my car...beads everywhere...fuck. Yeah, so they took our pics...since they didnt find the space hidden in my tape cassette..lulz....and let us continue on...ended up in 300 dollar fine. Didnt show up on background check when I got my teaching license...whew!
Then got pulled one night coming out from shooting pool...friends in the car...they were waiting on people to leave and then pulling them...But I had only had 2 beers the whole night and blew minimal alcohol level...There ya TITS! Let me gooooo...fucker.
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Post by lordkundalini on Apr 30, 2018 7:09:39 GMT -7
i have had way to many encounters. had a good lawyer.. real good.. id rather pay a lawyer for a dismissal then pay a fine
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Post by dirtyrice on May 1, 2018 10:31:14 GMT -7
Only 2 run-ins with the law...One getting busted at VA tollbooth on the way to see Jerry Band...think I posted about it somewhere on here before, but it sucked. We had saved up our weed...a whole qtr..lol..to take and they were pulling people over that had the look.....I was in severe wook mode...fucking scarves tied up around my car...beads everywhere...fuck. Yeah, so they took our pics...since they didnt find the space hidden in my tape cassette..lulz....and let us continue on...ended up in 300 dollar fine. Didnt show up on background check when I got my teaching license...whew! Then got pulled one night coming out from shooting pool...friends in the car...they were waiting on people to leave and then pulling them...But I had only had 2 beers the whole night and blew minimal alcohol level...There ya TITS! Let me gooooo...fucker. ah the old “I only had 2 beers” method. Stick to that story. |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 12:32:36 GMT -7
Only 2 run-ins with the law...One getting busted at VA tollbooth on the way to see Jerry Band...think I posted about it somewhere on here before, but it sucked. We had saved up our weed...a whole qtr..lol..to take and they were pulling people over that had the look.....I was in severe wook mode...fucking scarves tied up around my car...beads everywhere...fuck. Yeah, so they took our pics...since they didnt find the space hidden in my tape cassette..lulz....and let us continue on...ended up in 300 dollar fine. Didnt show up on background check when I got my teaching license...whew! Then got pulled one night coming out from shooting pool...friends in the car...they were waiting on people to leave and then pulling them...But I had only had 2 beers the whole night and blew minimal alcohol level...There ya TITS! Let me gooooo...fucker. ah the old “I only had 2 beers” method. Stick to that story. Heh...yeah...had to prove it though.....Bitch thought he him him a sucka |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 18:24:37 GMT -7
in 2009 I was in Madison WI for some UM shows, I think it was the first time they played 4 shows in row in one place. Anyway the first night it was really cold so I was sitting in my truck rolling a joint at half time and a cop walked up on me. OK normally this would have been nothing but in the large contractors job box that was chained in the bed of my truck was a 1/2 pound of herb and 2 ounces of shard. I hadn't wanted to just leave it in the hotel. So they pull me and the wife out of the truck and they start searching the cab. There was a supervisor there for some reason overseeing the search, and holding a conversation with me, in which I was maintaining perfect composure. So they start pulling flats of minerals out of the back seat of the cab and I start acting like "hey if they break any of that this they are paying for it and it's worth far more than that piddly joint you just got me with, that's my livelihood right there." So the supervisor says, "Is that what you do for a living, you sell rocks?" to which I said "they aren't rocks they're minerals" and they all laughed. So then this one lady cop is like we need to either get in the locked box or bring the dog over and the supervisor says "well they had weed in the truck so of course the dog is going to hit on it so that would be a waste of time." So then he turns to me and asks me point blank, " what is in the lock box?" So in one motion I wave my hand past the lock box and "say oh that is just full of minerals and luggage", just like a fucking Jedi. So the supervisor just says ok hands me the pot ticket and breaks off the search and sends us back into the show. I was about to tell this diddy again when I saw this. Jedi mind-trick'd |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 18:32:23 GMT -7
Not the law but one time a security guard busted in the bathroom stall while I was breaking up some L at a rave. I gave it to him and talked him into not kicking me out of the party. A few minutes later i went over and talked to him again and just said thanks again for not kicking me out, wasn't trying to hustle or anything blah blah and he gave me my shit back.
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Post by dirtyrice on Jan 25, 2024 22:20:25 GMT -7
This one time I fought the law and I won!
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